“james, pamela, and peepee halpert”
jim halpert looking at the camera
how many time jim looks at the camera
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2011-10-16
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dwight: “and please refer to the map. stay off of the web.”
jim: “so we’ve typed in the address. now lets look at the street view”
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“theres this thing that people tend to do with billboards… how do i put this… if theres an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a … phallic shape.. interacting with the artwork it’ll happen. and andy gave them that opportunity.
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2011-10-07
“snowboarder.. it figures”
“do snowboarders hate animals?”
“i bet this guy didnt leave his weed in the car”
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2011-09-23
“maybe its the list of people he’s gonna fire”
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2011-08-25
“when i said i wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, whatd i do?”
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“that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible”
“you are so right. YOU ARE SO RIGHT. because before i lived here the glass was covered in smudges and i moved in here and cleaned it so i guess that makes me the DEVIL”
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2011-08-24
“hey look im king of the wooooooorld!”
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“you know what i am going to zone you out for the rest of today. k i need to stay focused. and i dont have to see you tomorrow or sunday. please dont call me and we’ll see how things go on monday. ugh. stupid.”
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“it is a fitness orb and it has completly changed my life. forget everything you thought you knew about ab work outs.”
